PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon